The Gobby Polarized

Gobby [gob-eez]: 
Noun.
1. A Pit Viper with a pink on blue splattered frame, white accents, and a pink mirror lens.

Usage examples:
“My girlfriend gave me some Gobbies for Christmas! How thoughtful!”

“Man, whoever invented Gobbies is a genius!”

“Hey, mate, did you see Pit Viper is selling Gobbies now?”
*spit take* “What the f-“

Gobbies! Fun for the whole family.